i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
