come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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