I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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