It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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