just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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