Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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