There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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