And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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