just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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