google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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