Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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