sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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