8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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