So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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