And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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