Are we in a gay sports bar?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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