I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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