So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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