no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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