fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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