your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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