like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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