I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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