I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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