dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize