I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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