Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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