it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
