Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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