I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
