oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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