Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize