That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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