you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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