i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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