I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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