we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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