I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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