I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
