Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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