if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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