True but thats because hes a fetus.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Randomize
