But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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