Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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