who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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