one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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