I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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