we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He has the fingertips of a God
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