It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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