You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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