you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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