So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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