Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I deserve this hangover.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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