Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My bed is full of blood and feathers
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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