Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
