i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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